still the best commercial of the last few years....

well, there is now a follow-up commercial to this that's getting heavy rotation during the NCAA tournament games. It's pretty good.....but it makes me want to watch the original one 10 more times, simply because it was so awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkB9OT2XVvA

why is this commercial so awesome. as I like to do, let me count the reasons:
1. the phrase "opulence, I has it" has never been uttered anywhere, ever, until this commercial was made.
2. there are actual dogs playing poker in the background at the beginning.
3. "I also like savingz de money"
4. The girl to his left on the couch is literally the dictionary definition of "trashy Russian girl." Great casting.
5. "I jump in it"
and of course the best part:
MINIATURE GIRAFFE!!!!!

brilliant.